Dr Who is being hel captive by the darleks at some random location, it is David Tennets Final episode and the whole world (well those who watch Dr Who, and lets face it. They are the only ones that really matter) is wondering who will take over the role of our beloved Dr.

Dr Who (DT VER) : Oh noes, I is dying, what will I do?!

Rose: I appear at a random moment, oh dr I love you, take my curvacious body, and make it your own.

DR Who (DT VER): No I could never do that. I will Die a lonely death for a lonely doctor.

Rose : I shall now do something dramatic and unexpected yet at the same time expected by killing myself so you are forced to take my body.

Dr Who (DT VER): Nooooo... actually okay, you may aswell be good for something.

*rose dies with lots of waving arms and moaning*

Rose: Oh it hurts...

Dr WHo (DT VER): DAMN RIGHT IT DOES BIATCCHH... I mean oh now. don't sdo it I am not worthy *snigger*

*rose flops deadified*


Dr Who (DT VER): Ahh its the darleks

Draleks : We are the darleks we die, but survive by some unexplain good luck and a lot of bullshitting *shifty eyes* I have come to kill you. Like you killed my baby daddy.. *Cries*

Dr Who (DT VER): My life isn't worth it anymore any way.. TAKE ME OH EVIL UGLY ALIEN!

Darlek : Okay...
*bad effects ensue, as the darleks zap DT*
[The female population of the world cry as his body disintergrates]

*tears*

*magical dust is seen travelling through the air and down roses throat*

Doctoress Who (R VER) :I am the doctress, *looks down* WHOA! look at those. *jiggles*
*evil laughs*
Doctoress Who (R VER): I will live for ever...
*uses magic dust to disappear from the darleks*

Darlek: DAMN GIRL, DAMN GIRL, DAMN GIRL! *breaks Into song*

Somewhere far far away.. possibly Albury.(haha)

Doctoress Who (R VER) : *to random bystander* I shall take you pretty... young, female... and you shall be my next fling, its time for me to "experiment". and when your feelings for me have reached the highest possible point of sexual tension you shall die in some unexpected way..

*fade out*

THE END!!



Ahh I Love Dr Who.